I want to do this trip as part of a series of art projects. A documented hike across Europe to the city of Rostov-on-Don in Russia.

I am seeking a travel partner to join me. Preferably Russian speaking and vlogger/blogger. I will keep a journal with photographs.

Motorised transport to Neptune's Staircase at Fort William in Scotland. Hike down to to Dungeness in Kent(562 miles). Tandem kayak across the channel to Boulogne-sur-Mer in France (curtesy of fullthrottleboatcharters.com). Then a hike on foot across Europe to the city of Rostov in Russia (1904 miles).

Rendezvous with my contact in said Russian city. Site seeing etc. Train to Moscow for more site seeing (specifically the Pushkin Museum of Fine Art). First class plane ticket back to Blighty. Cigars and cocktails.